A matter of opinion

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day
discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes
the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the
Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the
Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he
thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians
who introduced it to women!"