·Paddy takes 17 friends to the movies and pays for them. When asked why he did it he said,
the sign said only 18 or over.
·Some fellows were talking about their next overseas flight and they agreed that they would be worried if the pilot was a woman. One of them said, don’t worry, it’s not as if she needs to reverse the bloody thing!
·Paddy was at the ATM and a little old lady asked if he could check her balance for her. He pushed her over!
·Murphy says to Paddy, ‘ What ya talkin’ into that envelope for?’ Paddy replies,
I'm gonna try sending voice mail.
And my favourite:
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe, 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up – playing me bagpipes!
CP
the sign said only 18 or over.
·Some fellows were talking about their next overseas flight and they agreed that they would be worried if the pilot was a woman. One of them said, don’t worry, it’s not as if she needs to reverse the bloody thing!
·Paddy was at the ATM and a little old lady asked if he could check her balance for her. He pushed her over!
·Murphy says to Paddy, ‘ What ya talkin’ into that envelope for?’ Paddy replies,
I'm gonna try sending voice mail.
And my favourite:
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe, 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up – playing me bagpipes!
CP
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