How I lost my teeth

I was in the “Texas Rose” tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a big o’l, butt-ugly heifer came up behind me and slapped me on the butt.


She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”





I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”





She said, “I sure do".





I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”





My dental surgery is on Monday