You know you're getting old when the ten minute walk to the local shops takes fifteen minutes to get there and thirty minutes to get back.
You know when the only thing hard in the bedroom......is bending down to try and tie your shoe laces. Nothing else works.
The matic starts rusting up along with the shovel, crow bar and barrow.
A wet dream indicates you've just your pants.
I hate getting old. I can recall busting my guts to get up early 30 years ago to construct blue stone walls, move large rocks around to landscape the block, take the dog for a walk twice a day returning an hour later. No longer, I now have to use mechanical devices to replace my lack of energy, it's pitiful.
You know you are getting old when you lift a light load and fracture your spine in 4 places, or fall over.
Looking at young sheilas in the super market raises the heart beat, but that's all, it's gone. The rest is just a dream.
Thank god I can still lift a glass of medicine and open a pack of fags without running out of breath.
I'm sure some of you fall into this category, it's sad.
How's aging effecting you?
Ken
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You know when the only thing hard in the bedroom......is bending down to try and tie your shoe laces. Nothing else works.
The matic starts rusting up along with the shovel, crow bar and barrow.
A wet dream indicates you've just your pants.
I hate getting old. I can recall busting my guts to get up early 30 years ago to construct blue stone walls, move large rocks around to landscape the block, take the dog for a walk twice a day returning an hour later. No longer, I now have to use mechanical devices to replace my lack of energy, it's pitiful.
You know you are getting old when you lift a light load and fracture your spine in 4 places, or fall over.
Looking at young sheilas in the super market raises the heart beat, but that's all, it's gone. The rest is just a dream.
Thank god I can still lift a glass of medicine and open a pack of fags without running out of breath.
I'm sure some of you fall into this category, it's sad.
How's aging effecting you?
Ken
Read the full thread at metalworkforums.com...
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