Inquisitive wife

This morning the missus said to me, "Be prepared to help me tomorrow

with the vacuuming, ok".



I replied, "Sorry, I will be busy tomorrow".



"Doing what", she asked.



I said, "Doing things I haven't done today".



She then took on a sterner tone and demanded, "Like what?"



I had to think quickly and replied, "Doing things I haven't done

for the last couple of months".



By the look on her face I would say she does not have a sense of humour.



Allan