PUN0GRAPHY

· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

· When chemists die, they barium.

· Jokes about German sausage arethe wurst.

· A soldier who survived mustardgas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

· I know a guy who's addicted tobrake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

· How does Moses make histea? Hebrews it.

· I stayed up all night to seewhere the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

· This girl said she recognized mefrom the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

· I'm reading a book aboutanti-gravity. I can't put it down.

· I did a theatrical performanceabout puns. It was a play on words .

· They told me I had type A blood,but it was a type-O.

· This dyslexic man walks into abra .

· I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me.

· A cross-eyed teacher lost herjob because she couldn't control her pupils?

· When you get a bladderinfection, urine trouble.

· What does a clock do when it'shungry? It goes back four seconds..

· I wondered why the ball wasgetting bigger. Then it hit me!

· Broken pencils are pointless.

· What do you call a dinosaur withan extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

· England has no kidney bank, butit does have a Liverpool .

· I used to be a banker, but thenI lost interest.

· I dropped out of communism classbecause of lousy Marx.

· All the toilets in London policestations have been stolen.

Police say they havenothing to go on.

· I took the job at a bakerybecause I kneaded dough.

· Velcro - what a rip off!

· Cartoonist found dead inhome. Details are sketchy.