A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not
around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's
no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will
accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed
his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Bloody autospell! I meant "wifi, not "wife" . . . . .
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not
around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's
no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will
accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed
his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Bloody autospell! I meant "wifi, not "wife" . . . . .
0 commentaires:
Enregistrer un commentaire