Cosmetics

SWMBO bought a new line of expensive

cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years

younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the

mirror applying the "miracle" products, she

asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would

you say I am?"



Looking over her carefully, I replied,

"Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair,

eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."



"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.



"Hey, wait a minute!" I interrupted.

"I haven't added them up yet."