Things that go bump in your Shed at night

Fellow Sheders

I thought I'd start a thread on things that scare you in your shed at night. I've had a few. Some have scared the livin berjebers. out of me. My biggest fear is finding a big snake ....

story 1 - true story titled ' Smelly Shed'
For months I had this disgusting smell in the shed but couldn't seem to find the saws.

Then one night I was turning some pens for an urgent delivery and there was this gnawing and scratching sound. It would stop and start when I turned on the lathe.... I froze I thought it was a blue tongue or a Goana .. There big and feierce in Qld.

This went for months I pulled the shed apart but couldn't find anything .. The smell continued. then I started to put one andddd two together ... My dog Nics is a Cocker and loves bones and gets one every morning .. I usually chuck them but realised I hadn't for months ... I thought he is hiding them in the shed ... He loves a stinky smell and loves to roll in it ... So I confiscated the chewed bones ... Still the smell and the noises continued....

Then I got serious .. I did a total shed clean out .. You know those you only do once in your life ... Middle of a Qld summer ... Getting quite smelly ... I found tons of bones high up in the beams and battens ... How did they get there ... Makes no sense ...

..... Will continue later ... The boss wants me to mow the lawn ...... 🚗