Always strive to be Politically Correct!

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN

STORAGE FACILITY.'



2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'



3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' – He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE

DESTINATIONS.'



4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'



5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS' – He develops a case of ‘

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.‘



6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER

CLEAVAGE.'




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