Up or down?

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> At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
> struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.
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> Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the
> next day.
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> The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his
> fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
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> They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and
> the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
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> All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
> passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
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> When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but
> he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
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> They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they
> came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or
> down?"
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> There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate
> love to him again.
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> This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing
> again the next day. She said yes, and there they were the next day, riding
> in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly
> gentleman asked, "Up or down?"
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> The woman replied, "Down."
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> A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
> river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,
> "Up or down?"
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> She replied "Up." This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's
> the deal?
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> Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made
> passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
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> She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought
> the choices were up (changed here use your imagination) or drown."
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