Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? | A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .. |
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A: Take off your glasses .. |
Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking? | A: Valets don't forget where they park your car . |
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem .. |
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon . |
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A: On their foreheads .. |
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A: "Gosh, I remember these!" |
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor! | |
The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.
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