| Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain Speaking.. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and... OH...MY GOD!" Silence followed........Some minutes later, the captain comes back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled: "For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!" |
Understandable
