A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to
a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The
bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke Sir, you should know five things".
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrester.
"Now think about it very seriously mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The
bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke Sir, you should know five things".
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrester.
"Now think about it very seriously mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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