Watering the Plants

I walked into the lobby of my apartment building recently and was

greeted by this notice:

"To whoever is watering these plants, please stop.

They are the property of the building and our maintenance staff will take care of

them.

They may have already been watered, in which case you will be over watering them.

Besides, these plants are fake."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------



Skier: someone who pays an arm and a leg

for the opportunity to break them.