Praying for an answer

I attended one of those hot-gospelling sessions at a

local church recently.



This joker put his hand on my shoulder and said, "You will be walking".



I replied, 'But I am not paralyzed".



Again he said, "I have no doubt, you will be walking".



I protested and insisted quite firmly, "I am definitely not paralyzed".



It was then that I decided to walk out, only to find my

bicycle had been knicked.



Allan